HMHC BETA IS HERE

Now on iPhone + Android

Welcome to the Hot Mess Hormone Club Beta

Your hormones have entered the chat—and you’re officially helping build what comes next.HMHC is a compassionate hormone-tracking companion created by a woman navigating perimenopause, for women navigating the hormonal chaos themselves.The Hot Mess Hormone Club app is officially in beta on BOTH platforms.Whether you're brand new or already helping me test this beautiful little hormone-fuelled beast, choose your device below to get started or grab the latest update.Pick your phone 👇

🍎 iPHONE / iOS

HMHC is officially on TestFlight!
iPhone beta testing is handled through Apple's TestFlight app. Once you're in, TestFlight will also make future HMHC beta updates much easier.How to install:
1. Tap JOIN THE iPHONE BETA below.
2. If you don't already have TestFlight, Apple will prompt you to install it.
3. Accept the HMHC beta invitation.
4. Install HMHC through TestFlight.
5. Open the app and start causing problems... I mean, testing. 😂

JOIN THE iPHONE BETA

iPhone only · Private beta · Full access during testing

🤖 ANDROID

Already testing HMHC on Android? There's a fresh V4 waiting for you.This update includes a pile of new features, privacy controls and fixes based directly on beta feedback.How to install/update:
1. Tap INSTALL / UPDATE ANDROID BETA below.
2. Your phone may warn you about installing an app from outside the Play Store. That's expected during beta testing.
3. Follow the prompts to install the APK. DO NOT UNINSTALL your previous version of HMHC, or you could lose all previously tracked data.
4. If HMHC is already installed, Android should update the existing app.
5. Open HMHC and keep testing!

INSTALL / UPDATE ANDROID BETA

Because HMHC is currently in private beta and has not entered the Google Play Store yet, Android may display an additional security notice. Only install HMHC using the official link provided by The Hot Mess Hormone Club.

Found Something Weird?

Beta means you may encounter something confusing, broken, or behaving like it has also entered perimenopause.If something doesn’t save, looks strange, crashes, or simply feels harder than it should, please tell me. Screenshots, screen recordings, and a quick description of what you were doing are especially helpful.You can send feedback anytime using the pink Beta Mode card on the HMHC Home screen or the Send Beta Feedback button in your your Profile.

Send Beta Feedback

Your Data During Beta

HMHC does not require an account during beta. Your profile and health-tracking entries are stored locally on your device and are not automatically uploaded or sold.Doctor’s Reports are created from your locally stored entries and only leave your device when you choose to share them. Feedback is only sent when you intentionally submit it.

Important: Uninstalling HMHC, clearing the app’s storage, or moving to another device may permanently erase your beta data. There is currently no cloud backup or account recovery.

WHAT'S NEW IN V4

A LOT happened. 🔥

✨ Add your own custom supplements
💪 Track daily protein + set your own goal
☕ Track caffeine and alcohol patterns
🔔 Morning + customizable evening check-in reminders
📝 Notes and expanded Quick Logs
🩺 Choose exactly what gets included in your Doctor's Report
🔐 New Erase All Data privacy control
📅 My Rhythm + calendar fixes
🍎 iPhone support (!!)
🐛 Plus a small army of bugs were politely escorted from the premises.

You are not just testing an app.Every weird screen, confusing button, feature request and “hey, this doesn't work” message helps me make HMHC better for the women who are eventually going to find it because they're trying to figure out what the hell is happening to them too.Thank you for helping me build this. ❤️

A Quick Health Note

HMHC is a self-tracking and educational tool. It does not provide medical advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.Always speak with a qualified healthcare professional about symptoms, medications, supplements, or changes to your health. If you believe you are experiencing a medical emergency, contact emergency services immediately.